danachristical

There needs to be a new beat generation!
French press-apalooza '08 is commencing in my apartment right at this very moment.
Rediscover The Matrix! Movie was just good.
Pop Goes My Heart probably would have been a hit during the 80's.  
I don't think beards look good on anyone especially those Amish-y beards.
I want some fucking sushi.
Since I got my new glasses, I can't see for shit without them.
I get sleepy at midnight.  Very few racaus late nights ahead of me thanks to that girl I live with.
I hate my phone.
I can use a dishwasher now!  My broke ass didn't have one growing up.
I'm an ISTP; Introvert, Sensation, Thinker, Perceiver.  Basically I hate people and I hate your damn rules mother fucker! 
Brandi's type, ISFJ, is known to be attracted to trouble makers (see above).
Bill Bixby (old school David Banner of Incredible Hulk) is dreamy.
First Convenience Bank may have swindled me or I may just be really terrible at math.
Calvin and hobbes is the shit.
I haven't drank any tea since I got that french press.  Brandi sabotaged me.
I don't know what I want to do with my life, but I wish I had a plan.
No more locksmithing for me.  It was just a phase.  
I'm apparently not too old for phases.
I do feel I'm too old to be getting shit faced.
I rescued my dog from the clutches of evil.
I love guacamole.
Go Iced 2008!
A janitor in the mall told me a story about how he caught his wife in bed with another man.
I thought that stuff only ever happened in movies.
Brandi calls Ashley my homo-hetero life mate.  I don't know.
Maybe I should go to NCTC.
Books are for winners.
This post has taken over 3 hours to create.
It isn't monumental enough for it to have taken that long.
I was really bored.
Then I watched some more incredible hulk.
Maybe I should start my own new beat revolution.  
You may or may not be invited.
Can't wait to buy my kiddie kayak. Only $16.99!
Mug Life.
Eh.